Thursday, January 19, 2006

I'd Like To Thank The Academy

Oh yeah, I'm a shoe-in for the Oscar for Best Actor

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Jacking Off with Jack in the Box

First the bastard shows up to court dressed like Al Capone.

Then today he shows up looking like Pete Rose.

Yo Abe, if you mention anything about me and you banging those sweatshop workers in a hot tub in the Northern Marianas, then you are done!