Saturday, October 15, 2005

My New Website

Greetings Friends,

As you probably know, the very partisan liberal communist terrorist supporter--Travis County D.A.--recently manufactured a phony indictment against me that is based on charges from the 2002 Texas State House elections. These charges are groundless and false. I am completely innocent. Corporate money laundering is not a crime! I was merely doing the peoples' business!

Just as Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and other public officials have defeated similar attacks from this D.A., I will prove his allegations are baseless and without merit. Despite this partisan distraction, I will continue to represent my own interests and fight for the interests of our blessed corporate kleptocracy. I hope you’ll take a moment now to read more about exactly what is happening and why. Thank you for visiting and I look forward to keeping you up to date on our fight this evil pinko DA.

Sincerely,

Thomas "The Hammer" DeLay

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stick to your guns Hammer, and don't let 'em tie you in with that nasty phone-jamming thingie up in New Hampshire.

By the way, how much are you paying the Austin American Statesman? You usually can't buy the type of free defense that paper is providing you, but obviously in this case, you can. What'd it cost, if you don't mind me asking?

10:05 AM  
Anonymous TerryC said...

Yes, the Bugman DID work with too much roach spray without a safety filter.

'Cause he's crazier than a shithouse rat.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Tom DeLay said...

I just gave those folks at the Statesman some nice young Asian hookers. That shut them up.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Kingb1 said...

Wow, how out of touch with reality are you? "People are unemployed because the want to be" ! You people in Washington need to walk outdoors from time to time, get some fresh air & mingle with average folk. People are unemployed because you fat cats in Washington didn't do your jobs to properly regulate the financial industry........you're still not doing your job! Because of your lack of oversight & regulation the financial industry was able to operate virtually unsupervised until it all came crashing down. The "trickle down" effect caused job loss, the likes of which could never have been anticipated. You have alot of nerve Tom Delay, to even presume to have a sense of what the people in America want. There needs to be a "house cleaning" of the political offices in Washington & maybe then the majority of American people will be properly represented. Maybe you should be unemployed & then decide if its because you "want to be".

8:51 AM  

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