Wednesday, April 06, 2005

My Previous Line of Work

Hello friends and constituents! Did you know that before I joined Congress to represent the 22nd district of Texas I was an exterminator? That's right! I have loads of experience squashing bugs. I am going to apply that experience to squash the judiciary. I originally joined Congress so that I could repeal the laws which limited me from using dangerous poisons on children. There's nothing better than testing bug spray on children. I sure hope that the EPA goes through with their plans to spray kids in Florida!

My plans to reign in the liberal judges involves lots of bug spray. You must be careful and use it wisely or else you will blow up your entire house like this moron.


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